You did not choose this path. The path chose you. It began, as all great quests do, with a sign from above. Not a burning bush. Not a bolt of lightning. A social media post. Shared by a random person on the internet. And yet — something stirred. You must go. The quest will not be easy. The Oracle of Google Maps will lead you astray. Ignore her. The sacred texts say: Do not follow the GPS. Those who have followed the GPS have been lost. Some are still out there. You will pass